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January 24, 2008

Dear Malaysia Political Parties, Here’s how to get my Vote

Filed under: Government, Life, Politics — Tags: , , , , , , , , — bananachinese @ 11:38 am

Dear political parties,

Here are some simple things you may want to do to get my vote:

A. Crime

1. Reduce, reduce and reduce.
2. Sack the non-performing Minister of Internal Security.
3. Police to do police jobs, NOT political jobs.
4. National compensation scheme for victims of crimes – specifically, snatch theft and road accident victims (its criminal to inflict hurt by stupid, careless, daredevil driving or rempiting)

B. Economy

1. Increase, increase and increase.
2. Do away with bureaucratic barriers – specifically, sack those officers who frustrates rather than facilitate the people’s needs to do business NOW.
3. Sack the non-performing Minister of Entrepreneur Development.
4. Give licences / grants/soft loans to ALL races equitably.

C. Foreign labour

1. Reduce, reduce and reduce
2. Sack the Home Minister for slacking on the job – for keeping illegal workers in our country.
3. Sack the Defence Minister for slacking on the job – for allowing illegals easy access into our country’s shores.

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