Fren: Hey, do you know how to contact MCA Michael Chong?
BananaC: Why? You want his service ka?
Fren: Not me lar, my fren wants to ask Michael to help.
BananaC: Help what?
Fren: He wants to complain about another fren who ate his money in a business deal.
BananaC: Aiya… this is a criminal case lar, just tell your fren to file police report.
Fren: Seek Michael Chong faster, mah.
BananaC: File police report yourself is faster. Whaffor your fren want to use Michael Chong as a middle man. If your fren dunno how to read and write, then he got reason go get Michael Chong to file a report in the newspaper and take publicity photo appear in standard pose with the complaint letter.
Fren: My fren is a doctor, you know!
BananaC: How come a doctor also need to get things done via Michael Chong? Doctor can read and write what! Maybe your doctor fren cheated through school exam or too damn lazy to fill complaint form or follow legal recourse ka?
Fren: We Chinese used to this sort of service, what.
BananaC: You mean we Chinese are such dependency syndrome people who even though after going through education or university, can read and write but still need to run to Michael Chong to sort out our private lives grievances?
Fren: Sure ma.
BananaC: No wonder MCA cannot become political party, you all conditioned MCA psychologically to be stuck in the era of the many academically unschooled.
Fren: We never see MCA do politics. They like to focus do community complaints bureau service like Michael Chong, lar. Anyway, MCA never demonstrated they can do national politics.
BananaC: Tell your doctor fren to join MCA to enjoy more close relationship with Michael Chong. Wey, maybe your fren can get to brush shoulders with the MCA big brothers also.
Fren: You think he don’t want, ah? He joined many years but never even get invitation letter to any political training!