encore! The analysis on MCA that Malaysiakini didn’t have (Part II) bananachinese.wordpress.com

okay, okay, okay…

I didn’t know MCA got so many fans out there wanting the juice on the largest Chinese political party outside China.

For those of you asking for Mary’s telephone number or email contact, I hate to disappoint you… I don’t have lar. I’m not Mary’s keeper and I don’t know her myself lar!

Come to think of it, I’m not sure whether Mary’s a she or a he or a shim? But I hope she/he/shim is not a simian… and chase this banana up the tree heheehee.

But since I am new fan of Mary – she/he/shim? of MCA, I will do the fan’s duty and publish her/his/shim letter in my blog. You all come and peak at me blog from time to time, ok? Self service.

Now, how about a big applause to record your appreciation to bananaC’s kind gesture, please.

For lazy boners, MCA bashers and diehards, here the encore of Mary’s writings:

Unleash your 3rd liners, MCA!

Fish heads blocking MCA’s convalescence

Psssst… Mary, do you have any juice on Chua Soi Lek – I’m curious why he did the naughty thingy, knowing full well he’s bound to be toppled if caught. All politicians in the world toppled by sex never rose again. Hope its not a psychological problem?

Goodbye, Chan Kong Choy! Welcome back, Chua Soi Lek!

See, an ambitious man’s climb up the MCA ladder can just be terminated. Just like that. Like Chan Kong Choy’s. Breaking news from Malaysiakini

You see, he has spent donkey years climbing up the ladder, became Youth Chief, backed up team B, became Deputy Chief Honcho and Minister of Transport, PKFZ legacy from Mr Ling Liong Sik’s time. No sweat, only politicking ma. But now, pooff… Floored by a simple thing called ‘health’. Goodbye, political career!

On the other side, another ambitious man can climb and climb and climb, and poooff… Floored by a simple thing called ‘sex’. But lookie here… He has returned! In another form… as his son!!!

You see, he has spent donkey years building up his support base in the little kingdom in Labis, became Health minister… also got chance to be MCA President next round. Cannot lah just give up like that. Welcome back, Soi Lek!

Whatever little this General Election has in terms of excitement is now starting to pale in comparison with what the MCA party election can bring later this year.

Whoopie.

Get rid of Bukit Bintang gangster Lee Chong Meng!

That was my immediate response when a friend who votes in Bukit Bintang complained to me about this Dr. Lee Chong Meng.

Yes, he the Bukit Bintang branch MCA chairman. Yes, he the one who rounded up some cari makan people to complain about Bersih.

He showed me an sms quoting a Malay Mail report (15/2) that the doctor ayam on hearing a woman candidate might be sent by MCA to contest Bukit Bintang, said: It is unacceptable for a woman to lead in the golden triangle as there are lots of issues which only a man can handle. This area is a haven for the underworld. It is definately not easy to handle gangster and taikos if you are a woman.

Here we go again, a display of anti-woman courtesy of Lee Chong Meng. Must be very painful for this man to shoot his own foot after so many donkey years of trying to represent the Chinese of Bukit Bintang. My friend was seething mad at his insolence to suggest that Bukit Bintang voters do not want clean and fair election.

Friend, here’s a suggestion:

Give your vote to the woman candidate to effectively punish & spit on this arrogant man’s face.

It’s also more practical than wasting your precious vote on ole horse Fong Kui Lun. He’s low on utility if KL ever wants to emulate Singapore city.

Election day is 8 March

Yo…

After fumbling and wasting expensive airtime for about 8 minutes, the bumbling and clumsy Radio 24 finally managed to carry live SPR Tan Sri Rashid’s announcement that nomination day on 24 Feb and Election day on 8 March.

Now I’m having a nice time listening to the Election Commission chairman arguing with somebody who mentioned election rigging. “What do you mean?” “This is giving a bad image!”

Now he’ arguing about something else. “Itu saya tak mau jawab lah.” Wow. He’s not answerable. Cool.

hahahaha….

Learn from Chua Soi Lek…

This one’s not from Malaysiakini.

MCA elected representatives who are prepared to give way to new faces must be commended, said former party leader Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek.

“We want to see the party go through a process of self renewal when people who have served long leave and give the opportunity to the younger people to take over,” he said at a Chinese New Year open house here yesterday.

“We” ???

What a nice advice. Can use for UMNO also.

Heck, also can use for DAP.  Oooh, don’t forget ancient MIC too.

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Wonder if this is a cryptic message that Chua Soi Lek is going to give us a nice surprise at MCA party election this year?

The magical and muhibbah world of SPR

Saw this in Malaysia-today:

Boycott elections: Rashid
Posted by Raja Petra
Tuesday, 01 January 2008

Election Commission (EC) chairman Abdul Rashid Abdul Rahman requests the prosecution right from government.

Abdul Rashid said if he had this kind of power, he would prosecute the opposition parties which libel on EC.

He said EC faced a lot of untrue criticisms including the criticism of EC only helped government and became the “dog” for government.

Therefore, Rashid said if EC owned prosecution power, the commission would certainly bring the libelers to court.

“Since we do not have this kind of power now, we choose to be silent and it is impossible for us to strike back,” he told Sin Chew Daily in an exclusive interview.

Abdul Rashid denounced opposition parties as “not educated” because they made baseless criticism.

And now, those of you with some time to spare can now proceed to do some CSI:

Try type in the IC numbers in SPR database and see some muhibbah magic at work:

>IC: 991214740101 Seer Hor Leong [Parlimen 092-Sabak Bernam]
>IC: 910815750017 Periasamy K [Parlimen 113-Sepang]
>IC: 981231081137 Hj Abd Wahab B Md Saman [Parlimen092-Sabak Bernam]

The spr link is here.