That’s not very nice, Anwar Ibrahim…

My heart is broken.

2 lovely female calon asking for my vote. Shahrizat the veteran lawmaker and Nurul Izzah the freshie idealist.

One would be forgiven for thinking that it be a woman vs woman political contest. No problem.

Until on nomination day… I saw Anwar Ibrahim outside the Bangsar Sports Complex. And then I heard Malaysiakini, radio, internet and newspapers telling me that my beloved Lembah Pantai is now the hottest seat this GE.

No…! No more plain woman vs woman fair contest. It’s now man against woman.

This is not fair, Anwar. It’s not fair to Nurul Izzah to put her through this. It’s also not fair to put Lembah Pantai voters in a spot, to take them away from well loved Shahrizat.

I’m not happy with this development. Not at all.

Goodbye, Chan Kong Choy! Welcome back, Chua Soi Lek!

See, an ambitious man’s climb up the MCA ladder can just be terminated. Just like that. Like Chan Kong Choy’s. Breaking news from Malaysiakini

You see, he has spent donkey years climbing up the ladder, became Youth Chief, backed up team B, became Deputy Chief Honcho and Minister of Transport, PKFZ legacy from Mr Ling Liong Sik’s time. No sweat, only politicking ma. But now, pooff… Floored by a simple thing called ‘health’. Goodbye, political career!

On the other side, another ambitious man can climb and climb and climb, and poooff… Floored by a simple thing called ‘sex’. But lookie here… He has returned! In another form… as his son!!!

You see, he has spent donkey years building up his support base in the little kingdom in Labis, became Health minister… also got chance to be MCA President next round. Cannot lah just give up like that. Welcome back, Soi Lek!

Whatever little this General Election has in terms of excitement is now starting to pale in comparison with what the MCA party election can bring later this year.

Whoopie.

El Footo Shito! Lee Chong Meng is in?

My chirpy insider was less chirpy a few hours ago.

He said if Mohammad Taib can get cleared by PM for carrying undeclared bag of cash into Australia and eloped with Sultan’s daughter, same luck also can bestow upon our gangster liaison. Or as Miwaki prefers, ‘pork seller’.

El footo shito.

Another 5 years more wait for a more deserving candidate.

MCA to put female candidate, Lee Chong Meng hopes dashed, careful DAP

I heard a delicious inside news that ole Dr Lee Chong Meng has zero hope to be announced as MCA’s candidate for Bukit Bintang.

Just like last time, this time a woman candidate will be put up. Dr. Ayam may be experiencing serious near term amnesia, he forgot that he put up a woman from his division in the 2004 GE in Bukit Bintang. Of course, that woman was a puppet put up because Dr. Ayam could not run because he had a court criminal case pending then.

This time, apparently MCA has got somebody more solid. My insider whispered this savvy woman could very well give a boost to help rejuvenate Bukit Bintang. Apparently, this woman has best credentials to offer exciting new leadership and hope to voters there. Chirpy insider has not yet told Malaysiakini.

Watch out, DAP, MDP!

Bukit Bintang voters, check out your potential new representative here.

Hindraf and Bersih love Lee Chong Meng or not?

I missed the Rose March. But my heart is with the people. Peace and love to all. Please stay strong in your conviction and show your support for the best candidate who dare to take up your issue this general election. As Mao said, “No matter if its a black cat or a white cat. If it catches the mice, its the good cat.”

Identify now your candidates and question them if they will take up your issue, what’s their action plan, timeline and most importantly, report card to you.

Speaking of report card, I’ll be damned if there is no objection to this opportunist Lee Chong Meng’s bid for candidacy.

Why has Malaysiakini not reported his day in court and silent about this guys blatant advertisement of himself as THE candidate for Bukit Bintang? Why no report of this guy’s condoning of gangsters?

I wonder if anybody still remember… He was rejected candidacy last GE because he’s got a court case for hitting his mistress. Yes, mistress. Yes, hitting a woman. Go and google out the juicy details from the chinese newspapers. Somebody help me… can’t read mandarin..

Give me a woman candidate so that I can get rid of this chauvinistic doc.

Get rid of Bukit Bintang gangster Lee Chong Meng!

That was my immediate response when a friend who votes in Bukit Bintang complained to me about this Dr. Lee Chong Meng.

Yes, he the Bukit Bintang branch MCA chairman. Yes, he the one who rounded up some cari makan people to complain about Bersih.

He showed me an sms quoting a Malay Mail report (15/2) that the doctor ayam on hearing a woman candidate might be sent by MCA to contest Bukit Bintang, said: It is unacceptable for a woman to lead in the golden triangle as there are lots of issues which only a man can handle. This area is a haven for the underworld. It is definately not easy to handle gangster and taikos if you are a woman.

Here we go again, a display of anti-woman courtesy of Lee Chong Meng. Must be very painful for this man to shoot his own foot after so many donkey years of trying to represent the Chinese of Bukit Bintang. My friend was seething mad at his insolence to suggest that Bukit Bintang voters do not want clean and fair election.

Friend, here’s a suggestion:

Give your vote to the woman candidate to effectively punish & spit on this arrogant man’s face.

It’s also more practical than wasting your precious vote on ole horse Fong Kui Lun. He’s low on utility if KL ever wants to emulate Singapore city.

Election day is 8 March

Yo…

After fumbling and wasting expensive airtime for about 8 minutes, the bumbling and clumsy Radio 24 finally managed to carry live SPR Tan Sri Rashid’s announcement that nomination day on 24 Feb and Election day on 8 March.

Now I’m having a nice time listening to the Election Commission chairman arguing with somebody who mentioned election rigging. “What do you mean?” “This is giving a bad image!”

Now he’ arguing about something else. “Itu saya tak mau jawab lah.” Wow. He’s not answerable. Cool.

hahahaha….

Malaysia Parliament dissolved today

PM went to meet the Agong this morning 8am.

PM made announcement dissolution of Parliament at 12:30pm in Putrajaya just now.

Yesterday, PM told newsmen and Malaysiakini said Parliament will not be dissolved today.

Everyday man would say this is a major case of flip flopping here… a poor show of leadership.

My little scheming mind thinks… (drumroll, please) what a nice show of a Machiavellian hand.

Caya you, Badawi?

Learn from Chua Soi Lek…

This one’s not from Malaysiakini.

MCA elected representatives who are prepared to give way to new faces must be commended, said former party leader Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek.

“We want to see the party go through a process of self renewal when people who have served long leave and give the opportunity to the younger people to take over,” he said at a Chinese New Year open house here yesterday.

“We” ???

What a nice advice. Can use for UMNO also.

Heck, also can use for DAP.  Oooh, don’t forget ancient MIC too.

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Wonder if this is a cryptic message that Chua Soi Lek is going to give us a nice surprise at MCA party election this year?

Temper, temper, Rosmah!

Oooh…. somebody alerted me that dear Rosmah did not look at all happy when leaving MCA CNY open house. Why the black face, Rosmah?

In contrast, Jeanne was excellently doing PM wife PR, I heard. Aiya Rosmah, don’t lar show bad example – must be loads of kids there, surely you want them to follow good examples of civil behaviour.

Somebody get us the video quick!!!

Wanna see this for myself lor… DPM wife showing black face in public…